Another pretty bad promo

[Caleb Lanseng]

GWF is full of them, but then again, we also have a lot of great roleplayers as well. But aside from that, GWF once had a "developmental" fed of sorts called EVE. EVE had a superstar by the name of T-Dog...who ignored practically all of our rules... and was known for "raping" the English language. See below.

"yeah josh youre a real big man by wanting me to fight harth. why, so he can loosen me up so you could pin me easily? i wont fight harth because im beyond his level. im a former ibwa and fpwa world champion and now im winning your title and then im beating underdicker for the eve world title whether everyone likes it or not. hold on ill be back

t-dog walks backstage and goes into underbakers locker room. he punches him out and goes for the cover and a passing referee counts to 3 and t-dog takes the eve world title and walks back out to face josh

see josh now im the eve world champion. if this fed is as extreme and as hardcore as i hear then this title is officially mine whether toastman likes it or not. so now our match can be title vs title and ill walk out with 2 titles. toast now that underfaker is down you and me will wrestle in the main event of your little ppv and it will be my title on the line and if you have the guts youll put your ownership on the line. by the end of next week i want to be eve world champion, ip champion, and i want to be owner too. josh get ready because your time is coming"

[Jake DeMarte]

XD

Reading these inspires me to try and drag up old Rabbit promos... they aren't THIS bad, but they're close.

[William Ellis]

Haha, Rabbit... he was god awful.

[<Insert Name Here>]

Rabbit, eh? Pierre has had many encounters with rabbits in the Great White North but none have been as treacherous to white pieces of lined paper as that British breed was, eh? I swear, I've never known what he was going on aboot.