Post by Rich Maxwell on May 29, 2007 7:45:26 GMT -5
“Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my name is Kyle Wilton and I am reporting to you tonight Live from the office of William Ellis, who has granted me use of his personal office due to the fact that it is pretty much the only working telephone in the building. Heh, so anyway, I’m about to place a telephone call to Mr. Rich Maxwell, who has agreed to give me an exclusive interview via teleconference as he is out of town for a few days. Hopefully Mr. Maxwell will shed some light on what happened this week on Storm and hopefully some more insight into what’s going on between him and Dave Milan. Stay tuned for the interview coming up next”
(commercial break)
*The sound of a telephone ringing is heard*
*voice* “Hello?”
Kyle: “Yes, I am calling for Mr. Richard Maxwell?”
*voice* “One moment please…”
*a click followed by another ring*
*audible fumbling of the receiver….* “Yeah…”
Kyle: “Mr. Maxwell?”
Rich: “Yeah, who is this.”
Kyle: “Kyle Wilton, sir. How are you today?”
Rich: with a hint of sarcasm, “Dandy…what do you want. I’m a busy man.”
Kyle: “Sir, I was hoping to take a few minutes of your time and get your reaction to this week’s program—How do you think it went?”
Rich: “Well first of all let me say this; I understand that you’re just doing your job and everything, but like I said ‘I am a busy man’ so let’s try to keep this short and sweet ok? Now, to answer your question, I think the show went rather well.”
Kyle: “There are a lot of rumors building in the back that you’ve been ‘paving the way’ so to speak for Mr. Hilt in some-what of a controversial way. Is there any truth to those rumors?”
Rich: “I’ve heard some rumors myself about you, Kyle. I mean, it’s not that it wouldn’t surprising, after all there are a lot of gay men named Kyle, it’s such a queer sounding name. Is there any truth to those rumors?”
Kyle: *stutters nervously* “Uh…no…I”
Rich: “Shut up you buffoon. The point is, you have your personal affairs—whatever they may be—and I have mine. Yes, part of my job as a Manager is to provide opportunities that would otherwise be hard to get. I trust that answer will be more than adequate. This interview is over.”
Kyle: “Thank you Mr. Maxwell…I…”
Rich: interrupts, “…yeah, whatever…shut up” *click*
*dial tone is heard as the camera pans in on the phone as it fades to black*
(commercial break)
*The sound of a telephone ringing is heard*
*voice* “Hello?”
Kyle: “Yes, I am calling for Mr. Richard Maxwell?”
*voice* “One moment please…”
*a click followed by another ring*
*audible fumbling of the receiver….* “Yeah…”
Kyle: “Mr. Maxwell?”
Rich: “Yeah, who is this.”
Kyle: “Kyle Wilton, sir. How are you today?”
Rich: with a hint of sarcasm, “Dandy…what do you want. I’m a busy man.”
Kyle: “Sir, I was hoping to take a few minutes of your time and get your reaction to this week’s program—How do you think it went?”
Rich: “Well first of all let me say this; I understand that you’re just doing your job and everything, but like I said ‘I am a busy man’ so let’s try to keep this short and sweet ok? Now, to answer your question, I think the show went rather well.”
Kyle: “There are a lot of rumors building in the back that you’ve been ‘paving the way’ so to speak for Mr. Hilt in some-what of a controversial way. Is there any truth to those rumors?”
Rich: “I’ve heard some rumors myself about you, Kyle. I mean, it’s not that it wouldn’t surprising, after all there are a lot of gay men named Kyle, it’s such a queer sounding name. Is there any truth to those rumors?”
Kyle: *stutters nervously* “Uh…no…I”
Rich: “Shut up you buffoon. The point is, you have your personal affairs—whatever they may be—and I have mine. Yes, part of my job as a Manager is to provide opportunities that would otherwise be hard to get. I trust that answer will be more than adequate. This interview is over.”
Kyle: “Thank you Mr. Maxwell…I…”
Rich: interrupts, “…yeah, whatever…shut up” *click*
*dial tone is heard as the camera pans in on the phone as it fades to black*